Things I want to scream at Americans
It is not all about calories! Calories are not important! Calories are not your enemy! God! Stop talking about calories!
Whatever the hell Kim Kardashian wears when she is pregnant is no one’s business! It doesn’t make you look smarter, tv presenter woman, talking about how Kims pregnant body looks in a dress ‘that is not flattering’. SHE IS PREGNANT. Baby!
I’m standing in line at Whole Foods and there’s five magazines that scream LOSE WEIGHT FASTER blabla NEW DIET blabla HAPPY AND POSITIVE LIFESTYLE. Very smart of you, magazine, but no, a thin body doesn’t make you happier!!!
Stop getting your teeth fixed, it does not look human.
RAPE IS NEVER OKAY OR LESS BAD, WHATEVER THE SITUATION THE GIRL WAS IN!
The Biggest Loser? Great that you make obese people lose weight and get healthy. But they are 40! They don’t need to look like thin models! You don’t want to promote that! GOD
Walk a block. Really. Don’t call it hiking like it’s a sport. It’s just walking somewhere.
Stop taking our stupid tv programmes like stars diving into the water or the Voice.
Holland and the Netherlands are the same country. Well they aren’t but we mean it like that. Our capital is Amsterdam. We speak Dutch. We don’t smoke all day. I don’t care about Germany.
No I don’t find your dog’s stinky breath cute!
Don’t deepfry a peep!
I LOVE bringing my food home in a box! Yay pizza again tomorrow!
CALORIES ARE COOL